Ode to a Slow-Moving Website

So it's gonna load forever
Till your machine bursts in flames
When you think the loading's over
The page will go and crash again
Right now we've too many users
Guess they'll all go insane
Cause you know they hate slow loaders
But who loves this game?

All those high tech companies
Who say we'll go so far
But we enter our search terms
And they don't know what they are
Right now we've too many users
Guess they'll all go insane
But we've got a search box, baby
So let's type a name!